Are you are breaking the law?

Are you are breaking the law?  This is a list of laws around the US  you may not know about.

 In Alabama, 

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

In Arizona,

You  can get 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Don’t let your Donkey  sleep in a bathtubs.

Do not manufacture imitation cocaine.

Do you have 3 dildos in a house well you are braking the law best get rid of one of them.

Planning on camel hunting this weekend don’t do it in Arizona.

In Arkansas,

I hope you know how to say “Arkansas” if you say it incorrectly off to jail with you.

You may beat your wife but only once a month (so choose the time right)

You know that donkey thing in Arizona same thing is Arkansas but it applies to Alligators.

Don’t go down on your Girl Friend unless you want to get locked up for sodomy

If you are a teacher and you want more money don’t “bob” your hair will not get a raise.

In California,

You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.

If no one is in your car it cant go more then 60 mph.

Unless you are hunting Whales don’t shoot anything  from a moving vehicle unless you want to commit a misdemeanor

Keep your dogs, cats, fish and any other animal in chack withing 1500 feet of a school , tavern or place of worship,  because if they get jiggy with it then they are breaking the law.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

In Florida,

Feel free to cage up your pigs only if they aren’t pregnant.

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

Remember it is illegal to sell your kids.

If you a single woman you my not go parachuting on Sunday.

Don’t forget to pay the parking meater if you tie your elephant up to it.

At the beach don’t sing in your swimsuit.

In Kentucky,

One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

Dogs may not molest cars.

In Oklahoma,

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Until 2006 Tattoos were banned

Taking a bite out of another’s hamburger is punishable by law.

Whaling is illegal.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

In Rhode Island,

No one may bite off another’s leg.

Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday.

Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left.

In Indiana,

A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.

The value of Pi is 3.

All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.

Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.

In Virginia,

It is illegal for children to trick or treat.  That’s right kids go to North Carolina if you want candy on Oct 31.

You cannot tickle a woman. 

If you are “doing it” don’t turn the lights of because when you do you will be breaking the law,  and only do it in missionary.  You better be married to or off to the slammer.

You can only bribe a person if you are a candidate for office.

If you are passing a car don’t forget to honk your horn if you don’t you just may get pulled over.

If you are hunting on Sunday you can only hunt Raccoons until 2:00 AM

In  New York,

If you want to kill yourself don’t jump from a skyscraper if you do the punishment by law is Death.

Is it Sunday? Do you have Ice Cream? Are you walking? Don’t put that Ice Cream in your pocket or the NYPD will be on your ass.

Don’t brake the elevator law.  Talk to no one, fold your hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM

Do not greet someone by Putting your thumb to the nose and wiggling your fingers.

This is just a small list lookup the laws in your state

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